“Reasoning that you only use when you stand to profit financially. If the same reasoning is applied to a situation where you would lose money, you do not hold the same view.”
Example: A veteran at trump logic, the pizza store owner simultaneously complained about the rise in prices for flour because of gas prices and insisted that his suppliers should not pass the cost onto him, while raising the cost of pizza to pass the cost onto his patrons.
“A rare metal with the ability to inflict serious damage regardless of location or situation.”
Example: When I dropped my LeBronium ring into my square garden, I didn’t realize that it would cause all the flowers to wilt and die.
“To utterly dismantle your career in a split second with one inexplicably dumb act.”
Example: He didn’t just want to quit. He wanted to plaxico, so the disgruntled CEO stripped down to his boxers and emerged at the podium to address his stakeholders.