Best one of the Kobe vs. LeBron commercials!
“A rare metal with the ability to inflict serious damage regardless of location or situation.”
Example: When I dropped my LeBronium ring into my square garden, I didn’t realize that it would cause all the flowers to wilt and die.
If she hasn’t winked at you at 12 o’clock, she’s not going to wink at you at 12:05, so do yourself a favor and go home
“To utterly dismantle your career in a split second with one inexplicably dumb act.”
Example: He didn’t just want to quit. He wanted to plaxico, so the disgruntled CEO stripped down to his boxers and emerged at the podium to address his stakeholders.